The Dungeon is so negatively portrayed in the media. What nobody knows is that, sure there are “bad” monsters, but there are also loving and caring monsters who would love nothing more then sharing a cappuccino with you and talking about stuff.
When you think Dungeon, you probably don’t think fashion shows, off-broadway musicals, and book clubs. Maybe it’s time to take another look at the Dungeon.
You might know that you can trust a Zombie to eat a persons face. But did you know you can trust a Zombie with a secret? Or to pick up bottle of wine on the way home from work?
Level 1 of the Dungeon is loud. And not because it’s crowded, but because the Draugr love their music. Are walking skeletons dangerous? Only to your ear drums. Oi!
Level 1 of the Dungeon is sort of like the freshman dorms. Sure you want to be a grown-up monster one day that inspires fear and respect…but until then let’s get lit! Literally.
Level 1 of the Dungeon wouldn’t be the same without packs of loud, mischievous Vampire Babies roaming around. Sure if you came to visit they would use your body as a “ba ba” – but they’re sooo cute!